Trust Issues? I Own a Snake T-Shirt | Funny Reptile Owner Tee for Snake Lovers
Show off your reptile-parent personality with this “Trust Issues? I Own a Snake” t-shirt, featuring a bold coiled snake graphic and funny sarcastic typography. Perfect for snake owners, reptile lovers, exotic pet keepers, herpetology fans, and anyone who appreciates dark humor with a pet-themed twist.
This funny snake lover tee is ideal for casual wear, reptile expos, pet events, animal lover meetups, or as a unique gift for someone who owns a ball python, boa, corn snake, or other pet snake. The design combines edgy humor with a clean vintage-inspired snake illustration, making it a standout piece for reptile enthusiasts.
Whether you are shopping for a funny reptile shirt, snake owner gift, exotic pet lover t-shirt, or sarcastic animal tee, this design is made for people who proudly embrace their unusual pets and their trust issues.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chonk and Orange | Funny Pet Lover Gifts and Merch
- Email: contact@support.chonkandorange.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Trust Issues? I Own a Snake T-Shirt | Funny Reptile Owner Tee for Snake Lovers Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
